It’s Meme o’Clock – Do you know where your zombies are?

So I was tagged for this by darkentries, probably as a ruse to lure the hordes of shambling dead this way. But the only way to deal with a hot potato is to pass it on as soon as you can, so here’s my answers and I’ll see you in hell!

You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon
2. One song blasting on the speakers
3. One famous person to fight along side you.

1. If videogames have taught me anything it’s that you can’t go wrong with a grenade launcher. All I’ll need is to pick up a Quad Damage somewhere and those zombies will be gibbed.

Grenade Launcher

2. 100% Fucked by Angelspit – “Bathing in your arrogance / Dining will ensue / God made me a cannibal / To fix problems like you”

3. Quentin Tarantino

There’s two reasons. a) His encyclopedic knowledge of trashy cinema will provide many innovative solutions to the zombie problem and b) I’ll be too busy fighting brain-seeking armies to write my own dialogue and I want to sound cool.

Me: You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in the mall?
Q: What’d they call it?
Me: Your face, Quentin, if you don’t start shooting some zombies right now.

So, Coloured Mind, Auralay and Aethelread, reinforce the barricades, you’re tagged.